Eagle Magnet

from $8.50
Its purpose is noble.

It holds important papers to the cold food box so your family can ignore them in one convenient location.

This is not one of those weak little magnets shaped like a cupcake or a smiling snowman. This one has backbone. It belongs on a refrigerator that contains leftover brisket, questionable hot sauce, deer sausage, and at least one jar nobody remembers buying.

It carries the spirit of the wild right into the kitchen. Eagle overhead. Wolf at the tree line. Bear near the trash cans. Sasquatch standing outside the window wondering why people keep hiding pie in a climate controlled metal cabinet.

That is called civilization.

This magnet is for grocery lists, school reminders, hunting tags, Christmas cards, unpaid bills, drawings from children, and notes that say “DO NOT EAT THIS” even though someone absolutely will.

It does not beep.

It does not sync to an app.

It does not require batteries, updates, or emotional support.

It simply sticks to the fridge and does its job, which already makes it more dependable than half the appliances in the house.

Place it proudly.

Let it guard the leftovers.

And for the love of all things decent, stop standing there with the refrigerator door open.

• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, mercury, phthalates, magnetic strength, and heavy metals level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Its purpose is noble.

It holds important papers to the cold food box so your family can ignore them in one convenient location.

This is not one of those weak little magnets shaped like a cupcake or a smiling snowman. This one has backbone. It belongs on a refrigerator that contains leftover brisket, questionable hot sauce, deer sausage, and at least one jar nobody remembers buying.

It carries the spirit of the wild right into the kitchen. Eagle overhead. Wolf at the tree line. Bear near the trash cans. Sasquatch standing outside the window wondering why people keep hiding pie in a climate controlled metal cabinet.

That is called civilization.

This magnet is for grocery lists, school reminders, hunting tags, Christmas cards, unpaid bills, drawings from children, and notes that say “DO NOT EAT THIS” even though someone absolutely will.

It does not beep.

It does not sync to an app.

It does not require batteries, updates, or emotional support.

It simply sticks to the fridge and does its job, which already makes it more dependable than half the appliances in the house.

Place it proudly.

Let it guard the leftovers.

And for the love of all things decent, stop standing there with the refrigerator door open.

• Made from 0.5 mm flexible vinyl
• Premium matte finish
• Magnetic black backing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, mercury, phthalates, magnetic strength, and heavy metals level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.